The Valpo Core Reader
 

Authors

Scott Kelley

Document Type

Process Analysis Essay

Publication Date

1988

Excerpt

Are you broke? Is the threat of bankruptcy continually hanging over your head? Is the job of making enough money for one day causing you to age years before your time? If the answer is "yes" to any of these questions, then what you need is religion. That's right, pull yourself out of the mound of manure you've somehow gotten into and find out how rewarding the love of God can be for you. Just by following my easy-to-read instructions, even you can find yourself among the great people who have found the Lord and are making that discovery work for them: people like the Bakkers, Jimmy Swaggart, and Jerry Falwell. Yes, that's right, I'm talking about being a TV evangelist. This is one job where you can serve the Lord and at the same time help yourself. Read on and receive four tips on how you can join the hundreds who have already enjoyed the glory, as well as the monetary advantages, of being a television evangelist.

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